At My Housewarming Party, My Sister Said: “I’ve Already Spoken to a Lawyer. From This Moment On…” The room froze the moment my sister raised her glass. Her smile was the kind that made people nervous — sharp, polished, practiced. You could almost hear the gears turning behind her eyes. “I’ve already spoken to a lawyer,” she said, her voice clear and steady. “From this moment on, I am the owner of this house.” The chatter died instantly. Forks stopped midair. The string quartet in the corner stum

Since ye all loved my parents then here’s round 2 😂😂 now I was completely taking the Pi*s out of them but it’s their reaction 😂😂 so dad has a obsession with real wood (which is lovely) but he hates to paint anything so I’ve convinced them recently to paint the ceiling which is fab 😂😂 | Susan McCarthy